Friday, August 29, 2008

Here's one memory I didn't remember


My father dropped by the other day and gave me a brown jewelry case. He said that Larry (my grandfather) had found it while clearing out grandma's things. In the case was a macaroni necklace that I had made for her--according to the piece of paper she had kept with it--in 4th grade.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Great Expectations, Part II

When I was a boy, my grandmother lived just down the street from us for a short time. Every few weeks my brother and I would pack up our little blue suitcases and head over to her apartment for a sleepover. Our suitcases were blue leather and had the phrase, “I’m going to grandma’s” in white lettering on the front.

The best part about going to grandma’s was not the evening spent with her, but rather the next morning, when she would cook my brother and me a country breakfast. Coming from a house where cereal was king, the eggs and sausage and pancakes that my grandma cooked were simply awesome. She always made biscuits, which was my brother’s favorite food. He would eat them loaded with butter. I ate them the same way grandma did—with a dab of honey.

I still prefer my biscuits this way, and I guess that is one of those things that grandma has left with me, now that she is gone.

The story that grandma liked to tell was of the morning that we woke up and didn’t smell the sausage in the pan. There was no butter on the table, no biscuits in the oven. On the table was a cereal box, two bowls, and a gallon of milk.

When I got home that day, I went straight to my mom and said, “Mom, you won’t believe what grandma fed us today—cereal!” I guess my mom told my grandma this story later in the day, and I bet they had a good chuckle together at the crushing of my breakfast expectations.

This was my grandma’s favorite story to tell about me, and she told it so beautifully, the way that country folks are prone to do, and I can still hear her as she delivered the punch line at the end of the story, the way she imitated the derisive tone I used when I spat out the offensive word cereal, as if she had fed us gruel.

We would laugh together every time she told that story, and despite its repetition, I never grew tired of hearing it.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Great Expectations

There is a woman that I see walking all over our neighborhood. Every day. She is tall, very thin, and always wears a scarf on her head. I think she's about 37 years old. Over the last few months, I have built up a story in my mind about her, and of course it is a romantic story in which this woman has cancer, no health insurance, and is forced to walk everywhere because she had to sell her car to pay for her medical bills.

On a recent weekend, I was outside in the yard, mowing the lawn, I think, when I saw her walking down the sidewalk toward me. I strategically mowed my way over to her, then paused as she approached, anxious to engage her and find out her true story. I said “hello” or “good morning” or some other greeting, and unbelievably, she walked right by me without even a glance.

Then she stopped, swiveled around and said to me in a voice with an accent, “Do you have a cigarette?”

I said, “No.”

She turned on her heel and walked away.

What a disappointment.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Texas

Here are some photos from my trip to Texas for grandma's funeral. I can't tell you how glad I was to make the trip. To view, Click Here.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Fine, but don't expect a birthday party!

I know that parents say that their child seems to grow up overnight, and to hold on to every precious moment because the next thing you know your baby will be all grown up, but I have to say I was a bit skeptical when I returned from Texas and Reilly announced to me that she had turned 4.

When we first started potty-training Reilly, we gave her an M&M for each time she made a successful deposit into her little plastic potty. As time wore on, Reilly began demanding one M&M per year that she had been on this earth.

At first I couldn't figure out why Reilly had made herself four-years-old at the tender age of three, but as she came striding proudly out of the bathroom with four fingers held up this morning, I realized that there was at least one benefit.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Instant Karma’s gonna getcha

This morning while turning right at a particularly busy intersection, I paused to allow a woman to cross the street—she had the walk sign. A driver three cars back took offense to my stopping an undeniably long line of cars wanting to make that same turn, and announced his displeasure by not only honking his horn, but actually holding it down for a good thirty seconds.

Naturally, I was pissed, but my anger turned to a smile just a moment later as a motorcycle cop pulled out, lit up his lights and siren, and pulled the guy over.

I don’t know what the driver got a ticket for, but if being an asshole is a moving violation, he must have gotten a big one.